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Cough and rally

When you take a hit of weed and it makes you cough so hard you want to die, but you keep smoking.

I was coughing so hard but it was my turn in the rotation so, cough and rally.

by Alexander Allen April 13, 2021


Cough Bird

A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!

The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.

Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.

Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!

The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!

by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020


Schrodinger's cough

The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"

by John Whitaker October 13, 2021


Cough-Yew

Blessing a cough

Hussela Baby coughed and Alex Da Great said Cough-Yew

by May 1, 2022


Botty-Cough

Invented by two philosophers Terrance T. Rattigan & James Theodoras the Third, botty-cough is the act of passing wind out your foo foo valve.

My botty-cough blew a hole in the seat

by Canolaxel December 26, 2018


Toe Cough

when your toe lets out a strange substance

Yesterday I had a toe cough.

by Alfnz March 27, 2011


Splash Cough

The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure

Splash Cough hit me really hard this week walking out of work.

by ryan_splash_4273 March 14, 2017