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An awesome beat with a cool flow
Dad: have you listened to crab rave today?
Son: not yet
Dad: die you faggot
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a species of child-sized, cave-dwelling crustaceans who have lived underground for thousands of years and plan to regain their stronghold on the surface by converting the men of our planet into whiny shopaholic pussies by having them emulate the metrosexual lifestyle seen on their fruitcake makeover show, "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"
Dr. ZoidBerg, the doctor on Futurama, who is accepted among the humans another thousand years in the future
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A very salty annoying person. Who also acts gay. People who are gay crabs normally have names like Nojus or Brendon.
You see Brendon over there? Yeah. Well he is molesting that guy cause he called him Salty. WOW, What a gay crab.
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An exclamation of utter disgust, usually used in replacement of a foul word
Person One: Fossils fuels do not in any way damage the environment.
Person Two: Crab Spackle!
Mom (From Futurama): Crab Spackle! (Slaps her three sons with one strike)
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The act of fucking numerous girls that have bad cases of crabs.
John: Damn, Jake is crab holing, and he doesn't even know it!
Bill: Shit, I feel for him. I heard Jill and Ann both have crabs!!
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That which is so filthy it is hella dope
Did you see that movie Jaws? That was crab infested
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A person who scuttles along the platform as trains come to a halt, trying to be in front of the nearest door, giving the best chance of getting a seat. Sometimes results in humiliation when the train pauses then moves a few metres further, meaning the whole exercise was pointless for the crab. Hardcore commuters have the right to tut as this goes on, as of course they know exactly where the door will be and don't need to scuttle.
Whilst standing at Finchley Road in the morning chatting to a friend as a crab approaches, "Damn here comes a Platform Crab, I'll just strategically place my briefcase here to end their scuttle"
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