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The ability to captivate someone with both personality and style!
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discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.
Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'
"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"
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Punishment imposed by your DI when you're a jarhead that fucked up royal. Often involving murderous sets of pushups or other calisthenics.
"Get your ass on the quarter deck and start pushing, maggot!"
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Deciding to change on a pool deck instead of going to the locker room by wrapping a towel around oneself becasue you are either too lazy or too tired to bother. Normally involves staring from others and flashing of butt, or boobs.
Hillary was in the middle of a deck change after her swim meet because she was too tired to walk all the way to the locker room and some creepy caoch kept looking at her while she changed.
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To secretly replace the real deck in a card game with a stacked one.
John cold-decked the poker game.
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To strike someone in the Neck with your fist.
I am going to Neck Deck you if you keep talking.
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the woman that you take sailing with you whose main purpose is to ornament the foredeck by wearing a bikini and taking the top off to sunbathe. Really good deck bunnies shave their beaver before they arrive at dockside, and they take off their top and their bottom. See also rudder slut. Deck bunnies don't have to fuck the captain but its nice if they do, its usually a long swim to shore if they decide "no"
Two bad weekends in a row, first one it rained both days and the deck bunny wouldn't fuck. Next one, it was sunny but the deck bunny didn't shave, then got her period, then was too seasick to blow me down.
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