First impressions

Breasts.

She's not got the right skill set and her CV is a bit thin, but I'm giving her the job based on the great first impressions

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First Penis

The term used to define the penis of the President of the United States.

There have been 42 First Penises since 1776.

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first off

1. First of all

2. A phrase, used by the intolerably unimaginative, to introduce the first of at least two dull, idiotic points in his/her "argument."

Angry moron #1: First off, buddy, you're way outta line. Second--

Some other guy: Sorry to interrupt, but you're putting me to sleep. I'm gonna go home and take a nap.

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first love

The first thing you fell in love with. Not necessarily a person but something you remember being in love with before you fell in love with anything else, like the girl at a dance, or the the area you called home

The hills I grew up in will forever be my first love

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First Bus

A UK public transport company who provide the worse public transport service in the known universe and treat their staff little better than slaves.

I wouldn't work for first bus if they tripled the pay. (which would still be fuck all)

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First love

A first love is ones who has gave love to someone that nobody else have . It is not replaceable. Your love for each other is unexplainable and would not trade anything for it.

First love is love that last forever.

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first time

One's automatic thought is one's initial sexual adventure. That thought is fair enough but there is a first time for everything. The first day you went to school, the first time you swam on your own or the first time you walked on your own. There are so many first times it is almost impossible to recall every one.

I took my girl friend to the cinema the first time she saw The Sound of Music. She has seen it at least twenty times since that occasion

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