A literal god. Not only did he create existence but he stopped the dark forces of Chaos from corrupting humanity and sending in into damnation. He is also the hottest being alive and only takes the form of divine creation, it is destined that upon sight he can make you so horny you go “sicko mode”
‘Jake forgive me for what I must do’
‘Praise Jake and his everlasting kingdom’
‘He’s so hot he could be Jake’
Jake Griffin- God of all Creation
The biggest Giga Chad of all time. Best YouTuber aswell. Has an awesome channel. Also is very sexy and cool. Has lots of chicks who like him but he isn’t a simp. He has never a girlfriend and is probably going to die a virgin. Has a Sigma Male grindset
Girl ~ OMG I love this cool YouTube channel! I am subscribed!
Boy ~ So you’re subscribed to Griffin Piffin?
The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.
I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.
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When someone is "A Lois Griffin" that means they're a hot and sexy milf who loves groceries
Oh my god did you see Rebecca today? She's such a Lois Griffin.
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Is the hottest guy ever, has a fat ass and big titties. He has the best hair and the sexy. Sexy
good what a fat body and sexy man must be Maverick Griffin sexy man.
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Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would “steal” them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks it’s a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is going to Penn State. He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.
Griffin Collins is a pedophile
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Griffin Houses's song "I remember" will be a classic!
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