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A huge big player who wears pink shirts and preys on little boys. He is commonly found whippin' a mustang also called "the stang banger". He enjoys listening to shitty music and in general smells bad. You can always tell a Ham-Nasty by his tight shirts and jeans, as well as his legendary bowl cut hair.
Signs of a Ham-Nasty:Hair flicking, bad smells, non-stop story telling, overall bad assness, and last but surley not least, Gay comments such as "Suck my Pussy!"
Ham-Nasty:"You better get to bed before I lick your asshole"
Roommate:"Ohh shit i guess i better get to bed"
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A frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the vagina (a finger, a tongue, a GI Joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, Snake Eyes' kick ass Uzi, etc.).
Damn, Civilian, I was finger-banging Kalea last night and I pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my class ring. I hope Jostens refunds my money, yo, that shit had the Chandler High wolf on it!
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Common-use word for Government licenced 'Radio Amatuer Operator'. Often thought to be a CB operator, but with much more technical knowledge and apparatus for world-wide communication. Some "hams" are quite content to 'work around the corner' with very simple equipment, whilst others use earth-moon-earth and satellites to communicate with each other. Many Governments register 'radio-hams' as emergency telecoms stations in the event of national disasters etc.
Boy- "Hey mister, are you a CBer?"
Elmer - "No, I'm a Radio-Ham - a bit like a CBer's big brother, but much more complicated"
When a person unleashes an ungodly amount of rancid smelling fart.
Person 1: “Bro I just unleashed some absolute ass ham at my girls house yesterday”
Person 2: “What flavor was it?”
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noun.
One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.
Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"
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1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
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