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When anal play leaves you with an over stretched butthole.
I couldn't feel a thing! She's got a reverse kangaroo, I bet you could fit three Joey's in there.
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When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed
“Yo I heard Brett flying kangaroo Kelly’d with Tegan!”
“Lucky ducky”
Rooted (roo-ted).
Two male Kangaroo's - which are brothers.
One is named Bill, the other is named Ted.
The brakes on the HQ are Kangaroo Bill's Brother (meaning they are rooted ie stuffed).
Mate, the rear quarter panel is Kangaroo Bill's Brother (meaning rusted beyond repair).
My back is Kangaroo Bill's Brother (ie its fucked).
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Version A: When a girl is wearing ugg boots and you bust a load in them and then force the girl to wear them while you fuck her.
Version B: When you are fucking a girl and you are about to bust you pull out and shoot it into her ugg boots. you then make her wear the boots for the rest of the day.
Jordan: Ayo girl lemmee give you a kangaroo sock hop right quick!
Girl: Not today i just finished cleaning them out since last time..
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When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.
She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!
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a side character from backyardigans, Tasha The Hippo was better.
Austin The Kangaroo sucks.
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This is a sweet variation of the kangaroo punch. Instead of straight missionary, switch it up to 69 and then pull your feet up and kick that chick in the face.
When I was taking care of a bitch downtown, and she was taking care of me downtown I kangaroo punch 180°'d that slut
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