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Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows
Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart
"That Lachlan bourne dude is pretty hot"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
Smells like hotdog water and soy sauce. Hes 4'9 but is gonna marry a 6'4 girl someday. Obsessed with frogs
What a Lachlan Binnie, he smells bad too. He also likes kids.
short, cute guy he seems to not talk a lot at first but once you get to know him he can make you Laugh he is a very good at sport like high jump evan tho he is short af this is one of his manny quotes "guh" -Lachlan monk.
person 1: hey is that Lachlan monk?
person 2: yha why
person 1: why is he so hot?
The perfect match for eachother. When they first start dating, they’ll be shy together and in front of others, but when alone they’re super talkative. They talk a lot over text and most of their big relationship moments happen over text, but both of them still find it romantic. They love cuddling and watching movies together.
Person 1: Who’s that cute couple?
Person 2: Oh that’s Lachlan and Talia.
A mentally challenged person who doesn't stop talking about skibidi toilets and sigmas. He says his dream is to join hustlers university and become and edging sigma who goons. He wishes to rizz up baby gronk gyat grimace in ohio.
Kid: What is a Lachlan Stuart doing?
Lachlan Stuart: Skibidi dop dop dop