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Rice's Law is the theory that anything that can go right will go right. It is the diametric opposite to Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law
See I told you we would finish before the deadline for Rice's Law is in full effect. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law
Ramy's Law dictates that the most ridiculous odds of triumph will overcome the most painfully obvious vast circumtstance off defeatl quicker than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass.
"I was up by 20 points, but Ramy's Law states that 3 turn-overs, 8 passes, and 4 onside kicks in under 30 seconds would make me lose...."
If there are two or more ways to develop an idea, NQ will take the worst possible approach
Dual universe failed due to NQ's Law
A contract that binds two individuals to have sex at least one more time in the future.
My husband cheated on me with his ex girlfriend from college and I tried arguing the case in court but unfortunately he was bound by Slam Law.
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.
Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.
The more rabidly anti-gay and "Christian" a commenter considers himself, the higher the likelihood that he or she will resort to describing vulgar sexual acts supposedly performed by GLBT people in an attempt to vilify them. Usually affirmed when an actual GLBT person is grossed out by the rhetoric.
Named for Peter ("Porno Pete") LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, a "Christian" organization whose sole purpose is to oppose every measure that might lead to GLBT people being considered human beings. LaBarbera lends his name to this law specifically through his "hobby" of attending leather and BDSM conventions, camera in hand, for "research purposes", and also because he mentions corprophilia at every opportunity.
Wingnut: "Homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human shit."
GLBT Person: "Ew, what the fuck? LaBarbera's Law, much?"
A gettological phrase said from one brotha to anotha brotha who spittin facts so hard they begin to resemble legislation.
Brotha: “Bruhhhh , I ain’t need no hoe... But I sure could use a pair of trusty pliers to trim that darn hedge in my front yard.”
Anotha: “Dat law.”