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Smartest and most complex member of the Simpson family. One of the few Simpsons characters lacking a catchphrase.
Simpsons episodes featuring Lisa Simpsons as the main character are often more emotionally resonant than those featuring other characters.
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Grown-ass man that sends you Facebook Stickers.
Lisa Frank over there needs to chill with the FB stickers already.
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A U.S. Senator from Alaska. Murkowski was the incumbant in the 2010 election, but she was defeated in the G.O.P. primary by tea party candidate Joe Miller.
After the primary she mounted a write-in campaign. After some dispute and a recount, Murkowski won re-election in the first sucessful write-in campaign in 50 years!
It was a glorious slap in the face for Sarah Palin when Lisa Murkowski defeated her favored tea party candidate!
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A girl that always has the same facial expressions, so that people can never tell what she is really thinking or feeling.
A: That chick seems pretty nice. I don't understand her though.
B: No, man, she's a Mona Lisa, you'll never understand her.
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Loves punching boys until they fall down and then wants to sex them up! She eats ice-cream in the dark. Speaks fluent gibberish and can tie a cherry stem with her nostrils.
She is incredibly sexy and never leaves the house without high heels and a slice of lemon.
She is bitter sweet and like no other girl you will ever meet, She is every bodies ultimate desire.
man 1- dude why are you are puddle on the floor?
man 2 - I've just been Lisa-Mareed, I can't feel my legs
OR
Man this porn mag is sooo full of my sorta lisa-maree's *drool*
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An Australian singer. She is awesome, no doubt.
(One album- Wonder)
(Lisa Mitchell)
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The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!
But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.
SHe also love black men.
"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli
"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli
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