Tori Logic

When someone who:
• Makes Fake Facts • Makes Stupid Assumptions • Say Online Friends Are Better Then Real Ones • Says Cheating On My Patner Is Okay

Person1: Eating a lot will make your boobs bigger

Person2: Stop with your Tori Logic

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Noob Logic

1. The inability to use logic;

2. Nonsensical reasoning by an individual;

3. The byproduct of an individual saying someone is using "Fevens Logic". Commonly seen when two people are in a debate and one person lacks the intelligence to produce anything intellectual to the debate. Noob Logic can also be seen when one person has exhausted all of their mediocre efforts.

In each case, this person will immediately state that the other person is using "Fevens Logic" to insult. "Fevens Logic" is not condusive to being stubborn.

Person 1: My record is 80-5 at Cod of Duty 4.

Person 2: You're a scrub. You played against terrible teams. Your talent can only be measured by the opponents you play. You can only win by playing against terrible teams.

Person 1: Umm...well...hmm...That's Fevens Logic, for ya.

Person 2: Stop talking. You sir, are using Noob Logic.

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Arnav Logic

When someone uses reasoning that makes almost no sense, yet somehow seems to win arguments in a negative*negative = positive fashion.

Dude A: B is the imposter
Dude B: How is that possible
Dude A: You were in electrical and you vented there
(B was the imposter)
Dude B: Man I was in navigation and nowhere near electrical. A used some Arnav Logic right there.

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peka logic

the act of disregarding all normal logic, leaving holes; fallacies;

3 Drac bow archers with cov vs lvl 72 hawkeye, bd, sws.

3 drac bow archers: are you serious? wow bad 3v9
72 hawkeye: 3v9? just me boxing 3 people is not 9 even if they were all live! Nice peka logic!

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Backwards logic

When an individual attempts to rationalize things that absolutely makes no sense whatsoever.

“WHY would you get married KNOWING that you’re STILL going to cheat on her?? Because you think that you can STILL get away with it?
That’s BACKWARDS LOGIC!!!

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circular logic

What Believers use to rpove their bleifs.

circular logic:

Atheist: How do you know God exists?
Believer: The Bible says so.
Atheist: How do you know the Bible is the absolute truth?
Believer: Because it came from God.
Atheist: How do you know God exists?
...

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girl logic

An appeal to emotion or some kind of irrational argument by a woman. Usually made to somebody she is involved in a relationship with.

Also used to incorrectly describe proper arguments made by women when her partner is later retelling an argument to his friends.

Dude, she used girl logic on me, there was no way I could have won the argument no matter what I said.

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