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When a woman pees on her partners face while she is receiving cunnilingus. Most times unwanted and only for the gratification of the giving party.
Girl, Joe came in for some fish tacos but I gave him the Rowdy Mermaid.
The sexual act of copulating from behind while dunking their head in the bath.
My hair is wet because my boyfriend just did the reverse mermaid on me.
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Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.
Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!
A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.
Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.
Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.
The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.
Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body
Last night I did a sick moist mermaid