when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil
"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad
Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar
The smoothie method from happy
Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.
The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.
When a girl uses one finger to get her thong out of her ass.
Ashley: My thong is so deep in my ass
Katelyn: Use the J Method
Ashley: Damn it really works
The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.
Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.
The 1okayaiden method is a method that is somewhat like the kankan method. The 1okayaiden method does NOT require you to cuff, you just beat the bitch. Use this method if you love 1okayaiden.
man i love that 1okayaiden method
The fine art of pulling out while piping down your bae , mistress, etc... this move IS NOT FOR EVERYONE takes skill , practice makes perfect , not an easy thing to do while In the action of pounding the pussy any failed attempt in the jenga method will result in a unplanned child or a quick drive to your local cvs/rite aid to purchase plan B , jenga method is not recommend for beginners or quick cummers stay safe kids :)...
Boy: “this pussy A1 I’m boutta nut”
Girl: moans “you better pull out”
Boy: “don’t worry I perfected that jenga method “
Girl : moans “what’s the jenga method”
Boy: pulls out & bust on her ass,boobs, stomach ,face etc...