Swiss Army Minority

This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.

The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.

Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker

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infinite minority

Some thing small that will last forever.

Forever small.

Also a rock band from Leicester.

1x(3) to the power of infinity = 3.3333333333333333333 recuring forever.

Also can be applied to a group of people

If a small minority hate a 'certain something' and do not bother to share they're veiws with the outside world and only they're offspring. Then they will become an infinte minority of people who hate the 'certain something'

Capped cell regeneration is an infinite minority. As only a specific number of these specific cells can be in operation at anytime, when one dies another will regenerate to take its place.

The cingularity that created the universe and all living matter.

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Minor miracle

Used by an over aged, oversized female in an attempt to sound more special and attractive.

like Mutton dressed as lamb

look at that minor miracle, shes fat ugly and thirty!

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minor logic error

A logic error that appears to be catastrophic, but is very easy to correct.

#include <iostream.h>
void main()
{
int num;
cout<<"Do NOT enter the number 1:";
cin>>num;
if(num=1)
cout<<"You idiot! I said NOT to enter the number 1!\n";
else
cout<<"Good job!\n";
}

Major Minor party

A party with more than 5 people, but less than 15.

Hi Trevor, if you come to my Minor party tonight, we’ll then have over 4 guests...making it a Major Minor party.

Minor March Madness

Inspired by No Nut November, Destroy Dick December, and Masturbation Mania May, we have the holy month of rape

Man I can't wait for Minor March Madness, I love me some kiddos

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Harmonic Minor

1.sexual intercourse in the anus is desired.

"play that harmonic minor baby!"

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