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some fags in my art class bought that ringtone and wont shut it off
friend: hey who the hell is playing that mosquito ringer.
n. someone with extremely sensitive skin who is prone to mosquito, and various other insect-bites a.k.a. someone who is destined to die from either encephalitis or the west nile virus
Dude! WTF! I was only outside for like 5 seconds! How did I get so many mosquito bites? I guess I'm mosquito veal. ToT
Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.
Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.
1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.
Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?
Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.
1Mst = .08063g
The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)
In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.
This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)
The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst
The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.
Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!
The Australian Bullfighting Mosquito is a notoriously dangerous and invasive species of mosquito found along the East coast of Australia. They are known to travel alone and typically reside in forest areas. They are one of the most dangerous species of mosquito as they are fatally poisonous and trick victims by their fly like appearance.
When we saw an Australian Bullfighting Mosquito while camping we dropped our belongings and ran