Oh Nothing

The response you give to someone who texts you and asks what you are doing while you are taking a shit.

Friend 1: Hey man whats up?
Friend 2: Oh nothing.

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Absolutely Nothing

A phrase used by famous Youtuber SwiftKarateChop frequently; it has become his subscription headline and it is used in most of his videos.

"So what did we learn today?"
"Absolutely nothing."

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Nothing Toxic

A website that makes you cry. Whether it be from sadness or laughter.

Dude, I just went on Nothing Toxic and almost died from laughing!

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Don't start nothing, won't be nothing

If you do not wish to suffer the consequences of your provocative actions, do not pursue your current course of action. Taunt implying, "you started it."

An accusation, as in the movie, Men in Black, where Agent J tells the bug he started trouble by coming to Earth "snatching up galaxies." Specifically, in the movie, the galaxy is hidden on a cat's collar (Orion's "belt").

"Why did you have to come here snatching up galaxies and everything? There would not have been any trouble if you had not done that. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing," Agent J, Men in Black

It's nothing personal

Exactly what it says, "nothing personal," don't get hurt but it just is what it means, you're going by your own logic and if that offends people you don't mind.

It's nothing personal Brooke but if you don't want to be in a relationship, I'm not going to waste my time being your not gay "gay best friend" that you just talk to about your feelings and then expect my support.

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Double or nothing

A bet that has to be agreed on by both parties to decide whether a loss or debt from a previous bet should be doubled or canceled.

Person 1: I bet you double or nothing that a dumb political bet I made in 2017 will for sure come true in 2018.
Person 2: LOL, nah. I'll take my money now

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Much of nothing

Similar to nothing much. Common used by amazingly cool people in conversation's on MSN. Its short form is mn.

Amazingly cool person # 1: yo
Amazingly cool person # 2: yo sup?
Amazingly cool person # 1: mn dude how bout you?
Amazingly cool person # 2: much of nothing dood
Amazingly cool person # 1: cool

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