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When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.
: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!
As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.
M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?
M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.
In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.
"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."
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A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.
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A Pee Patch is when a chick pee's herself a has a wet spot in her crotch.
Girl, you need to change them pants cause I can see a Pee Patch spot.
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Old guy that has grey hair in the hunt for younger women. An older man that frequents clubs, bars, and lounges in hopes of snatching up a young female. Typical appearance for this specimen is a balding head, grey hair, grey chest fro, overweight, and one or more gold chains. Uses the term “Sweet thing” or “Sugar Lips “ to pick up on his prey. Always willing to buy you a drink.
"That Silver Patch was just hitting on my little sister!"
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