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An obscure alcoholic drink.
Consists of a double shot of rye (preferably Alberta Premium) with one pickled jalapeno. Stir and enjoy.
Male Barkeep: what can I get you cuties?
Yeah bud lemme get a Pecker Puncher
Male Barkeep: Ooh, I love me a man of culture! One Pecker Puncher coming up!
Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.
"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"
- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"
When a guy what's to fuck you but his dick is flaced, so if he tried he would just be grinding against you awkwardly
he pulled it out, I was ready for him to penetrate me but he just started slapping his dick off me like a flappy pecker
She swallowed the whole load, she gargled down all my pecker snot
When a person wearing braces gives head.
"Simon got a decker pecker the other day, he's called in sick since"
A Condom
Yo John go to the gas station and pick me up some pecker sleeves