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A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."
A tiny high school in Kansas City where all of the children of kck city workers go so they don’t get their ass kicked at USD 500.
Walking through the halls you’ll find edgy white boys who have man perms and spray tans so they can get away with saying the n word. You’ll also see girls who wear the same P.I.N.K. leggings and sweatshirts everyday with half assed blonde highlights, unblended bronzer, and buns that look like the NBC logo, who look at you weirdly simply for walking by them.
You will find a whole new level of stupidity when picking up your kid at the drop off line, with narcissistic pta moms in their gas guzzling suv’s seeming to not know how a four way stop sign works.
Have you ever been to Piper High School?
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A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
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the first album made by Pink Floyd. released first in the UK in 1967. three versions were released and all are different. the UK version and US version have most of the same songs, while the Japenese release has all of them. this was one of the best Pink Floyd albums because Syd Barret wrote about 95 percent of the songs, which automatically clasifies this at the genious level of musical tallent. While not the trippiest album by pink floyd, it is fun to trip out and listen to. Assholes who dont really listen to pink floyd and just name drop because they want to be cool will not really know of this album. they only know of the wall and dark side. this album is the most truly psychedelic of the pink floyd albums
non-fan:GEE GOLLY i love pink floyd
fan: yea me too.
non fan: my favorite albums are the wall and dark side of the moon
fan:dude, what about piper at the gates of dawn, you know syd barret age shit. what about post waters?
non-fan:yea, thats all cool tooo!!!
fan:i'd kill you, but i'm really high right now.
non-fan:whats "high"?
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debut album of the great pink floyd, british psychedelic at its best, released in 1967, considered on of the best floyd albums released.
piper at the gates of dawn is awsome, syd barrett was a genious
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A blunt that was so poorly rolled that it has about six holes in it, and to get s good toke off it you have to put your fingers over all the holes which gives the impression you are playing the flute
Dude this blunt has ten holes in it, this is a pied piper blunt all the way!
Being woken up by having to take a crap.
I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.
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