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The Romeo and Juliet Punishment

this false crime happens and get a good guy arrested for being in love . so it can happen many ways and i will show two here. let's say a 24 year old guy got with a 16 year old girl when she turn legal age of consent right? but didn't even have sex right away anyway and they so in love the society and police how long yall been together having sex. and she don't want to seem fast and gave it up too easy so she says they been together for 6 years and now she's 17, and he's 25. when they might of just started...so she don't look like a slut, and he had every intention of doing right by her and marrying her but they arrested him for criminal sexual conduct 1st degree and 2nd degree because she was a minor and has life imprisonment and probably get rape in prison because people thought he rape a little girl. another way is a girl who is underage like 13 years old having a relationship with a 24 year old but he don't have sex with her yet because shes not the legal age of consent. and when people ask if they have sex she says yes because she feels guilty because he buys her all kinds of gifts out of love and fast food every day and no one gets to eat out every day but rich people so now this person goes to prison forever too and probably get rape when he would of waited until she was age and did nothing wrong and married her too, both cases would of.

people be so evil with they do to innocent people like The Romeo and Juliet Punishment.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 26, 2022


Punisher

When one uses pumice hand cleaner to pump his chump

Bubbles went home after a long week on the road and gave himself the punisher

by Kawasaki125 October 4, 2018


Punisher

A punisher is an oversized penis typically over 8 inches.

Oh god Pat's punisher hit me hard last night.

by Boratsmonkey October 18, 2015


Punisher

A person that talks so damn much to you in which punishing you for even engaging in conversation with them. At every turn there is almost no out of that conversation.

“ Greg at work is a f*cking punisher man”

“Greg’s f*cking punishing me right now man”

by Mako4311 October 30, 2023


punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019


Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024


Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024