When someone has to keep your pants up by tying a rope around your pants.
That man's pants were so sagging, they had to get him rope belted
Unusually long turds sometimes coiling the bowl.
Yesterday I ate 6 pizzas and oat meal. Now today I popped a mud rope.
When a guy hasn't gotten off in a long time, and when he does, his nut comes out in the form of a rope instead of a few squirts...a lot of semen!
Although I hate when I cant cum when I have whiskey dick, there's nothing better than finally busting a rope.
The act of being drawn in to a horrible circumstance without any warning or preparation.
"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!
When you see the back of another mans Head and their is a glorious bundle of Queer Rope there in front of you to grab on and Hang and Bang,
I saw his majestic proud gay length of Queer Rope hanging from his head and proceeded to Hang and Bang that Badussy.
Impossible to catch
That girl is so wild and free, trying to date her is roping the wind.
when an aging man loses his ability to wake up wit morning wood, thus it is essentially the opposite of morning wood.
george found that he had once again woke up with morning rope.