middle seat

in cars that have them, where a girlfriend sits when her boyfriend is driving. in no other situation would anyone want to sit in it.

my girlfriend always sits in the middle seat in the truck so we can snuggle and kiss while i drive.

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lawn seats

code name for weed over the phone

caller: "hey man, do you have those lawn seats ready to go?"
dealer: "yep, all ready. when and where do you want to pick them up??"

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pop a seat

syn.: Sit down.

Hey you! Pop a seat!

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mercy seat

The Electric Chair. Used in the electrocution of a prisoner sentenced to death by law.

"And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this weighing of the truth.
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die."

The Mercy Seat
Johnny Cash

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seat-sniffer

A middle-aged man who pervs over young girls.

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two-seating

driving with your right arm resting on the back of the passenger's seat

"Chains gleaming, switching lanes, two-seating..." -Nas in "Hero"

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cop a seat

sit down and shut up

He only in the 8th grade so he betta cop a seat!

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