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A large turd, usually promted by constipation, that is too large for your butthole. Most occurrences involve extreme pain and a turtle head poking out halfway while you realize your in trouble and care needs to be taken.
Bro, I just had the worst demon seed ever, my ass hole hurts.
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The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.
Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.
“Hey look at that rat” “holy fuck it just produced some rat seeds”
The person or persons who do not tell you that you have seeds stuck in your teeth, despite having conversations with them.
BOY A: OMG, I had a poopy seed in my front tooth!
BOY B: Yeah, I didn't know how to tell you.
BOY A: You're a seed dick!
D1: To be able to give extremely good female oral sex.
D2: To be able to fold your tongue into a taco shape and spit a seed or "Shoot the seed"
E1:After having spent all his life on a farm, John Colbert was really good with the ladies.
They all knew he could really Shoot the seed.
E2: John could also plant a garden in 1 minute, by shooting seeds.
(if John Colbert reads this,
"you have to pretend to Shoot the seed
on the Colbert Report... pretty please")
A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.
guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds