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Someone who disappears into thin air, only to reemerge from the bathroom fresh from taking a shit.
-Hey, where did Mike go?
-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going
~10 mintues pass by~
-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter
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An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.
"The Phantom Shitter has struck again"
A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.
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Tub-shitter or T.S. is used to describe a grotesquely obese (fat) person. Basically, a person too big to use a toilet that has to park (sit) their ass on a bath tub to shit.
What a tub-shitter!
Check out the tub-shitter!
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One who's, anus is stuffed with a pulsating penis, spraying its filthy white love piss, ending in a creamed turd
spunk shitter simon is off to the Hoggs Back again for some gay dogging
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Someone who is constantly shitting, talking about going to take a shit, or talking about the shit they took.
John the serial shitter just headed off to the bathroom to take his third shit of the day. I know this because for some fucking reason he won't stop telling me about his other ones. I know one had no breakage and possibly set a length record, and the other had orange specks in it.
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A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.
Heather became a desk shitter the day she quit her job and shat on her coworker's desk.
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