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Rick Simpson is a medical marijuana activist who has been supplying marijuana and special oils for almost a decade. He is most known for his special "Rick Simpson Oil" which is purchasable through the deep web.
Homophobe 1: My friend was telling me about Rick Simpson. Is his oil any good?
Homophobe 2: Hell Yeah! That will get you fucked up any day!
Bart simpsons are the fake depressed teenagers (usually ages 11-14) that make bart simpson edits. They say stuff like im brOKen or im gonna die alone. They crave attention and call their self "aesthetic". They also write "sad lyrics" (mainly from lil peep songs) inside their note books.
Me: omg im so sad rn I rlly need to vent! *vents*
Cousin: Omg im sorry dont be sad or else the bart simpsons will make you into an edit.
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When a TV show keeps on going.
And going...
And going... Long after its quality went down the tubes.
Usually because the channel that airs it is making big bucks and absolutely refuses to let the creator end it.
"The Simpsons hasn't been good since 1999. Why do they even try anymore?"
"Simpsons Syndrome"
The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.
I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.
A German who looks up to his God, Adolf Hitler and wants to be just like him. He is so not enthusiastic and when we play fortnite with him, he sounds like he has depression, and we make him feel better by ignoring him
Oh it's that kid named Tim Simpson
To be "Solid" or "Solid As A Rock" (a song made famous by Husband & Wife duo Ashford & Simpson)...
When a girl gives you the hardest, most veiny and throbbing boner ever. Can sometimes feel like the penis is literally going to crack and shatter. Can only be sustained by more of the same action (which may result in ejaculation) or immediately after, using a cock ring.
Girl: Ooh baby, do you like the way I'm rubbing your cock between my big-ass titties all covered in hot oil, stroking your balls and playing with a dildo in my ass so you can fuck me all while we're watching lesbian porn?
Guy: Are you kidding baby? I'm totally Ashford & Simpson right now.