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an asian insect that resembles a puppet from the 1960's TV Show, Thunderbirds.
They are known characteristically for their "stiff" appendages; particularly the arms, that seem to be held by invisible wires - this is obvious in such poses as "running", "communicating" (limbs become rigid as they wave them about frantically trying to convey a message) and moving from place to place.
They are usually quite defensive about their environment ie. Asian origins. Not surprisingly, they are also sometimes found with their "Made in Malaysia" sticker still in tact.
However, they can be particularly deadly if given too much sugar, which will induce a hype known as The Japanese Spider Dance (which is slightly hypocritical considering they are bred exclusively in Malaysia) If this state occurs, violent outbursts of sideways jumping, water/food throwing, tantrums, and/or revenge will take place.
Their vengeful nature is especially scary. Such incidences have been reported where an Archer Spider has taken someone's underwear, and frozen it, before serving it again for breakfast.
So if you ever get caught by one of these creatures then just shout "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!" and it will be momentarily stunned, before crawling back into its hole, also known as a bostock.
That guy's so stiff when he walks he could be an Archer Spider
A knuckle spider is the act of rapidly using your fingers in a spider-like motion while simultaneously inserting your fingers inside a woman's vagina with the intent of granting her intense pleasure.
Friend: "Yo, what did you get on the test?"
Guy: "A+"
Friend: "WTF? How? I thought you said you bombed it?"
Guy: "Yeah, I really needed that A so I went in after class and gave our teacher the ol' knuckle spider" (makes spider-like hand gesture)
A sexual act performed during, oral, anal or vaginal sex, when a male pulls out just before ejaculation. Then he releases semen on her face and then slams a screen door, or any object for that matter, in her face. Pillows, blankets, walls, doors etc. can be used or anything that when pulled away creates a "webbing" effect.
She took that Spider Mask like a champ, I can still see the grid from the screen door on her face and there was webbing for days.
Engaging in malicious spider-like behavior. This includes but is not limited to; manipulation through emotional traps, poisoning others personal relationships, demonization, negative attention-seeking, and the spread of negative auras. This is very common in people with BPD and narcissism.
"My ex keeps trying to manipulate my friends to turn them against me!"
"That sounds like Spider Behavior dude."
A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.
The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.
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The surrounding hairs of a females asshole.
As I was eating it from behind, her moon spider kept tickling my nose!
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