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Originating on Discord by two dumbfucks, the Islander Splooge is the act of two men jizzing in a woman's ear, shaking her head violently, and then sticking straws up her nostrils to suck out the fluids.
"Have you ever tried the Staten Island Splooge?"
"No, what is it?"
"come find out."
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1. A South Park musical intended to get woman to want to give head.
2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).
1- That cumdumpster over there is the splooge drenched blowjob queen from 'Drencher Quick Lee'
2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.
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Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!
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You cum in a man's ass then shove your fist up his Anus and lick his lower back. Then you cum in his mouth and yell "splooge!"
Dude he just splooged all in me like a Tampa bay splooge cake!
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Donkey boner with 3 gay dudes dressed as nuns wearing tells tubbie tshirts
Well I love splooge balls regional belch
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The phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for ejaculation.
Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!
Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.
Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
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Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.
Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.