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A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets
Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.
“Noahs a super straight”
“Actually? Maybe we should shit in ash trays together”
A superstraight is a gay furry
David:im Super Straight!
Sam:gross
David:i just want a werewolf daddy
Super straight is a man or woman whom wants to date someone who is born the opposite gender.
He/she has identified as super straight
A cic person who specifically likes their opposite gender (specifically male and female) and nothing else
My Sexuality is super straight
People who hide their transfobia in a “new sexuality”
Me: Hey, would you date a trans women?
Matt: No
Me: Oh, okay, but is it a preference or just transfobia?
Matt: No, it’s my sexuality I’m Super Straight, I only date “real women”
Me: Oh, so your just transphobic
Super straight. A fake sexual orientation made by transphobic people seeking oppression. People who are 'super straight' are not sexually attracted to trans people, but actually have a secret piss kink, much like the people with 'nor/mal' pronouns.
Transphobic: I'm coming out as super straight.
Normal human being: No, you're a transphobic, oppression seeking straight person, but don't be ashamed to have a piss kink :)