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Weak and/or insincere Democrats; word originated from the imaginary blue wave whooshing in to victory, that Democrats talk about using to beat out the Republicans in the 2018 and 2020 election cycles, while supporting corrupt candidates and candidates who accept PAC money and/or other corrupt dollars.
Come support the blue wave surfers this week at the democratic national convention. The blue wave surfers have an awful lot of broken boards, just like their promises to people of color. Will the strong blue wave surfers please stand up, so you can do something other than these ankle busters.
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E.Z is a super cool guy with sick dancy moves. He has red coat? He runs fast and can jump over subway trains. ???? Cool person. Pretty chill guy. Would hang out with him if given the opportunity.
Oh man, that E.Z (Subway Surfers) guy is a cool guy.
Any person that was alive during, remembers or is a fan of SNICK. Also see snickers
Can you believe how many Orange Couch Surfers showed up for the finale of Pete and Pete?
A level 5 sex move, in which the core concept is to ride your lady friend down the stairs. Below are what you need to know in order to complete the act:
Preparation-
Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…)
How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard-
• If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back.
• Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out.
• Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot.
• Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you.
• Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well.
• Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard!
*Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners.
Aftermath-
Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.
I just gave Margret a Silver Surfer Surfboard.
subway surfers birginity is described as have less than 1 million highscore.
I lost my subway surfers virginity.
A hawt boi that has amazing abs. He has great hair, and loves to surf. HE IS A PRO SURFER. A Jeffery boi loves to throw jellyfish at his friends. All the girls are attracted to a Jeffery Surfer Boi. He loves Cheerios. Jeffery Surfer Boi is very tan with dirty blond hair.
“Jeffery Surfer Boi is over there.”
“Yah, he is surfing.”
“He is so hot!”
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A circumcised phallus belonging to that of a tanned and tatooed man who resembles an MTV reality star or a fag who works/models for Abercrombie and fitch. The short formed CSD is usually the apple of the owners eye and is looked at in very high erotic regard.
Yo dude i saw a cut surfer dick and it looked like a slim jim, oh yeah!
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