Ghost thumb

After somebody takes their thumb out of your ass but you still feel like it's there.

I had ghost thumb for half an hour after we had sex.

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Thumb Blast

The act of using one's thumb or thumbs to infiltrate one's anal or vaginal opening using extreme force and excessive repetitions. Similar to finger blast.

Yo bro, I thumb blasted the shit out of that girl from the bar last night.

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Pioneering thumb

The act of inserting an exploratory thumb into the anus of a girl whilst in the doggy position. If this is met with a positive reaction, or indeed no response, it can be taken as permission to change holes.

Friend 1: Did you shag her then?
Pioneer: Yeah, fucked her up the arse and everything. She was a right dirty slut.
Friend 1: Sound, how did you manage that?!
Pioneer: Well you know, just slipped in the pioneering thumb.
Friends 2 : Unbelievable tekkers.

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playstation thumb

THe exhausation of the use of ones thumb often leading to aggravation of the skin e.g blisters and often a great deal of pain. Hinders performance when competing and is a valid excuse for under performance. (see tennis elbow)

"I only lost that game cos of my playstation thumb you cunt!"

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A Slip of the thumb

is an unintentional mistake made whilst texting, either sending the message to the wrong person or not noticing when predictive texting chooses the wrong word, often to embarrassing or very funny consequences.

a slip of the thumb is or perhaps an email sent by a handheld device. You might not notice when your predictive texting selects the wrong word – book instead of cool for example, or nun instead of mum! I have a Spanish friend 'Viki' V-I-K-I, and when I type in her name it comes out ugli, U-G-L-I. A well-known brand of vodka even comes out as poisoned if you’re not careful.

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Two thumbs

When hitting a girl from the back and you slide two thumbs in her butt

I was doing a girl doggy style and slid two thumbs in her butt

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skier's thumb

Occurs when holding out your hand to stop an inevitible face plant into concrete snow - your fingers are safely curled around your pole, but your thumb bends ways never intended by nature, and is usually accompanied by an audible "pop".

What's with the knife? Oh, I got skier's thumb...hurts so bad I'm just gonna get rid of the whole thing...who needs thumbs anyways

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