Similar to the rusty trombone except performed on a woman. While giving her a rim job you reach around and slide your fingers into her sweet spot, thus appearing to be playing a muted trumpet.
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when a girl blows into a guys ass and jerks the guy off at the same time.
Cumqueesha performed the dirty trumpet in bed, the wind in my asshole felt exquisite as she jacked me off.
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While your girl is on all fours, inspect the rear by performing a reverse shocker with 2 in the stink and one in the pink. Blow on your thumb as you play your new instrument in trumpet-like fashion.
My girlfriend was a real whore so I gave her the reverse trumpet.
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As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"
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An advanced sexual practice where the male adopts a scissor position with the female and farts into her vagina
For further advanced techniques see - nasty oyster cincinnati ram-rod
David: "Things went a bit crazy with stacy last night. I filled her up with a Kentucky Trumpet!"
Matt: "Your the Boss!"
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