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When a male and/or female sucks your appendage so hard it turns a dark red from the tip to the balls.
Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!
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To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.
Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.
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a 'polite' insult from the 'class' of 'polite', verbose insults
won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
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It means to suck someone's dick
Vacuum my pork sword and ill give u a dollar
A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.
Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!
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One who regularly does battle with her vacuum wielding adversaries regardless of what unsightly neck injuries are sustained.
Vacuum Warrior Princess, Mellisa, studies statistics with a large red splotch on her neck from a recent battle.
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Eloquent Nerd-speak for "sucked" or "gay" (but not in an 1880s way).
I usually like movies based on comic books, but "The Hulk" pulled full vacuum.
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