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The ubiquitous corporate meal dispenser providing Chuck Wagons, Burritos and Danishes for $1.75 (on the cheap end). Yogurt, milk, vegetables and cheese also dubiously available.
Where did you go for lunch today?
I stayed here and visited the Wheel of Death.
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A word to describe arrogant people who are popular and think they're cool but actually impaired intelligence.
Shit on Wheels: ''I'm cool. Screw You.''
Normal person: ''You shit on wheels.''
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Wikipedia's most prolific vandal. He is an abusive pagemove vandal who moves pages to where they end with "on wheels!". He has thousands of Wikipedia sock puppets and is the most impersonated vandal. He also has many sleeper accounts, such as CapnCrack, MilkMan, Pelican Shit and PISSCHRIST, as well as an impersonator (or this may be a sleeper account of Willy's, though unlikely) of the infamous Communism vandal, known as Wikipedia is Communism. Johnny the Vandal, another infamous Wikipedia vandal, possibly him also, works with Willy too.
Instead of the article being titled "The Simpsons," Willy on Wheels will move it to "The Simpsons on wheels!".
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A person you invite on a date not because they like you but, because if you don't they'll be the Third Wheel. After this date they'll most likely never talk to you again and push you to the side.
Henry:Yeah I finally am going out on a date with Jamie.
Andy:Dude, I wouldn't be so happy the only reason she's doing this is because she doesn't want to be the Third Wheel.
Henry: So I'm just a..
Andy: Yep sorry dude your just a Spare Wheel.
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1) Portmanteau of the words "Tarheel" and "Wheel"
2) A slow driver from North Carolina, usually from rural parts of the state (Charlotte and Triangle drivers are fast) going inexplicably slow on the interstate.
3) Found primarily near the North Carolina border along Interstates 85 and 95.
Oh, it's a Tar-wheel!
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Little wheels that are installed in the back of bicycles, to the left and right, for kids who want to ride a bicycle but can't balance yet. With these wheels, they can ride without falling down. Eventually, they'll get rid of the training wheels when they get older, and they'll need to do that if they want to go faster and turn better.
Little Timmy is too young and keeps falling down with his bicycle, so we put training wheels on it.
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The role reversal of Road Dome. In other words, it is the act of a male passenger performing cunnilingus on a female driver.
Johnny's car was broken down, so I had to drive...it's okay though, he gave me the best meals on wheels ever!
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