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Woody, is a character from Toy Story played by tom hanks. He's so lit
when you pull down a guys pants and his dick look so beat up that it appears that he masturbated his penis in and out of a tiny wooden squirrel hole while simultaneously being bitten by the squirrels that reside
he had a woody so he decided to stick his stiffy inside the poor squirrels home :(
that one weird kid everyone has at their school. he has lots of zits on his face and definitely likes to check out other men and while he never pops his zits they have large amounts of puss on them, and they grow so large they just pop all over his face
hey did you see woody the other day that zit was staring at me.
dang man my teacher is definitely a woody
The shity wooden toy in all three terrible movies about shity toys coming alive.
Moms favorite toy
Do not disturb I'm playing with Woody .
Woody is a Fun, Loving, and Loyal partner. He is the main Character in Toy Story 1, 2, 3 and 4. He is known for his notorious sane, "There's A Snake In My Boot!" By pulling his string on his back, he'll say all sorts of things. badge and all, he is very noticeable. He takes a majority part in many Pixar movies
Daughter: Mom!
Mom: What sweetie?
Daughter: It's WOODY!
A joke most people use for having a boner, either in school to avoid detection by teachers or parents.
Person 1: I cant seem to get a woody on when I see her.
Person 2: Maybe you have erectile woody then.