When you think you are going on a date but it’s actually just someone trying to sell you an awful MLM or pyramid scheme.
“I went on a date with Chris but he ended up trying to sell me some awful insurance from an MLM. Shame, he was cute...”
“Sounds like you got pyramid zoned.”
When a hot girl shows interest in you but only to get answers to homework and cheat off your other school work. Similar to friend zoned
Aj: "Isabella totally likes you bro"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"
A time in ones life that may come more often for some than others. This "Zone" is a frenzy of the mathical kind. During ones "Math Zone" the person is confident with their math abilities and even ENJOYS math. Nerds are prone to this "Zone".
Person 1: "Hey can you ask such and such for his ruler?"
Person 2: "Don't bother man, he's in his math zone"
The line formed by the groove between a woman's breasts.
Aka. Cleavage.
She has a huge canal zone.
The Fujiwara Zone is an effect when you are listining to EUROBEAT and you get 86% faster in anything you're doing.
If you're Black and you're trying to run faster then the racist Cops, you use the Fujiwara Zone to get faster.
The zone between friendzoning and relationship zoning. When someone doesn't really like you but could see where it goes and there is the possibility of liking you. They could maybe like you.
Joe: She's kinda cute but I'm not sure if I like her.
Matt: Just middle zone her bro!!!
Joe: What does that mean?
Matt: Just flirt with her sometimes and see how she reacts when you flirt with her and when you don't!
Joe: So like friendzoning?
Matt: It's like friendzoning and relationship zoning!
Middle Zoning: In the middle of friendzoning and relationship zoning.
What most people are in when they think they're in the friend zone.
Dude 1: mate, Kelly didn't let me kiss her, she just friend zoned me
Dude 2: you wish, she definitely dropped you in the creep zone
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