Thirty Days Hath September

Of Course you Idiot

Waynos : It's Bank holiday, I have a fridge full of beer, are you thirsty?
Jamar: Thirty Days Hath September

twelve dark thirty

A time in the evening when it's very late, you are very trashed, and the end of your night is approaching. Usually a time of the evening when your condition allows you to make bad choices.

Guy 1: "I think that chick at the end of the bar wants to go home with me..."

Guy 2: "Man, she is really hit... It must be twelve dark thirty...

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Thirty Thousand Hundred Million

The combined Swag Power Level of Lil B THE BASEDGOD & Soulja Boy.

"Thirty Thousand Hundred Million, all my niggas go so crazy in this fuckin' building.'

"SOLDIER. SOLDIER. SOLDIER."

Five After Beer Thirty

When the time to get a beer, cigarette , or other drug has been much overdue.

Friend: Hey bro is it beer thirty?

Me: Shit, its five after beer thirty!

Tight Dirty Thirty Balls

-T.D.T.B. A transitional state of a man’s testicals in which they no longer have the luster of youth they once had in their 20’s

-Noun: wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 30 years or older. (more commonly referred to as T.D.T.B.)

-Balls that always seem to be sweaty and sticky

Girl 1: "So, how is Gordan in bed?"

Girl 2: " he was turning me on and all, but then I felt his Tight Dirty Thirty Balls (T.D.T.B) and I would have needed to do some blow to get on that!

I don't Have old man balls i still have T.D.T.B

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thirty acres in her backyard

a woman that has a enormous butt

Dude, did you see that bubble butt in the twinkies isle?

Yeah, she had thirty acres in her backyard!

thirty second youtube ad

The reason why Jesus Christ died

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

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