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1. When something happens that reminds you of an embarrassing, difficult, or so-disturbing-that-you'll-never-be-able-to-unsee-it event in your life.
2. Actual flashbacks to actual battles. Can happen with PTSD.
Oh my god, that was the same position my parents used when I walked in on them as a kid. I'm having war flashbacks!
Don't you trigger a war flashback, son. I once killed a man!
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The seemingly neverending battle over which gaming console is supreme among all the others.
In the past, the console wars were between Nintendo and Sega, but nowadays, the three main competitors are Sony with the Playstation 2, Nintendo with the Gamecube, and Microsoft with the XBox.
It's really not that big an issue, but since some people love to argue over inane topics, the console wars rage on.
"Man, did you hear? Sony's releasing the PS3!"
"Just another contender in the console wars.
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someone that commits crimes related to war
matthew morrison is a war criminal. he destroyed the amazon
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The cloth material of choice used over and over again to clean up sperm after masturbation. A war rag will typically be used for months before seeing a washing machine, hence it has seen many wars. The war rag is usually found under or near a bed for easy access. Recently, war rags have been found near desktop computers due to the popularity of internet porn. War Rags may be towels, socks, dirty shirts, sweatpants, boxer shorts or any textile for that matter.
As Gary Miller was reaching for his war rag he realized it was missing. Feverishly looking for his prized possesion he found himself in the laundry room. To his dismay he saw his mother throwing his petrafied pair of boxers into the washer. His boxers were no longer his beloved war rag but now a casualty. Thinking quick, Gary decided he needed a new war rag and carefully sacraficed an old Yankees shirt worthy of and capable of handling tons of sperm, just like the Yankees themselves
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The bussy war is an historic event which took place in 6969 BN (Before Nicki) this war decided the fate of the planet after queen jiafei sent her troops into war and was later assassinated by cardivacious b while riding a horse into the battlefronts.
''Omg its the bussy war remembrance day''
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When a guy, lying on his back, gets suprised - on purpose or accidentally - by another guy who puts his naked ass right on his face, optionally tea bagging him.
At the gangbang party last weekend I was lying on my back giving Tracy some oral pleasure while she was sitting on my face, when Larry decided to take her anally. She was so suprised feeling his cock knocking at her arse that she leaped away, causing Larry to land on my face, his hairy balls landing right into my mouth. Getting a sack of war of my best friend really ruined my weekend.
War Mouth is a case of severe and uncontrollably horrible halitosis caused by a night of partying or some other taxing event that has compromised one's dental hygiene.
“It’s 8 AM and you’ve just awoken to the aftermath of last night’s party. You drank it all; the beer, the liquor, the strange concoction that was devised at 4 AM. That’s right, you have War Mouth and Listerine is here to help…”
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