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cheat in test with TI 83 calc.
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A graphing calculator made by Texas Instruments. The TI-84 is capable of the same functions as the TI-83 Plus, but differs from the TI-83 Plus in several ways.
The 84 Plus has more ROM/Flash memory than the 83 Plus and a slightly better display. This is useful for storing flash applications. The 84 Plus also has a face-lifted appearance, and is slightly bulkier in design. It also costs more than the 83 Plus.
Both calculators are capable of graphing functions and equations, solving matrices, and other mathematical functions, making them useful for Algebra, particularly higher level Algebra. Both are also capable of being programmed to do various tasks, and, most importantly to high school students, they can be used to play BASIC and Flash games (ie Space Invaders, Falldown, Uncle Worm, etc.)
Person 1: Hey man, I've got math class next period... do you have a graphing calculator I could use?
Person 2: Yeah, but you better give it back. <hands calc to friend>
Person 1: You've got an 84 a TI-84 Plus? Sweet. Lemme see what games you have.
Person 2: Hey, I thought you needed it for math class...
Person 1: Well, duh. What do you think I do in math all period?
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When a girl ties you up during sex. Kinky, and a huge turn-on.
She stood on a chair as she used a silk scarf to tie my wrists to the horizontal rod hanging down from the ceiling. I was tied while standing up and completely naked. She was wearing a black tank top and panties, and her breasts were protruding right in front of my face as she tied me up.
Once she had finished tying me up, she got down from the chair and moved it out the way. She removed her panties and walked right up to me, pressing her breasts against my chest through her tank top and allowing my erect cock to graze her smooth thighs. I wanted to wrap my arms around her, but her scarf prevented my tied up hands from moving.
She jumped up to grab the rod with her own hands, and suspended herself before lowering her vagina onto my cock. She wrapped her legs around me after she trapped my cock inside of her. Using the ceiling rod as leverage, she rode herself up and down my cock, causing me to gasp in pleasure. She continued to ride me in this manner for a few minutes.
Finally, she squeezed my lower back with her legs and clamped down on my cock with all the strength that her vaginal muscles could muster. I cried out in pleasure as the pressure exploded through my balls and cock and I came with extreme force inside of her. It was the best tied up sex ever.
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An upgraded version of the TI-89 released by Texas Instruments in 2004. Features a new mini-USB port and 2.7 megabytes of flash ROM.
n00b: lol, check out my hip TI-89! I have 6 games on it! I am cool!
1337 h4x0r: stfu n00b, I have a titanium, I have 50 games.
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Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"
Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*
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This bulgarian word right here, is a vulgary word. It means 'F*** your mother*'.
Examples:
Mah-Boi-1: Tup li si ve tup? (Are you stupid, idiot?)
Mah-Boi-2: Ne sum. (No, I'm not.)
Mah-Boi-1: Koi te izlaga? (Who lied to you?)
Mah-Boi-2: Maika ti eba. (F*** your mother.)
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