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exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.
"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."
'bummer..."
Multifunctional bastard offspring of the Big Issue. With porn.
Nothing helps the homeless more than handing out the latest edition of the Big Tissue.
Can also be used to wipe oneself clean after the event.
big tissue.. big tissue.. you got 20p for some smack?
When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.
Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.
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A facial tissue in which one excretes their mucous when they have the sniffles.
"My sniffle tissue you will not throw!!!"
a second tissue used to pick up an original tissue used by yourself, or someone else
Person 1-hey, get that tissue over there
Person 2-eww, its been used
1-use a back-up tissue
2-whatever, *mumbles*..floppy in the joppy