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What's the scoop?

Penis.

*man on bicycle rolls up*
Vine guy: What's the scoop?
Man on bicycle: Penis.
*bike man scoots away*

by VineGuy26 December 2, 2018

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scoop and tuck

When a male has a hard on, he takes (shall we say, "scoops")his D and tucks it into his waistband to avoid tent-like action.

Peter had to do the scoop and tuck when Tim walked into the room. Their sexual chemistry was hard to keep down, no pun intended.

by Alyssa and Emily November 10, 2007

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[Doot-Scoop]

An automobile or any vehicle with the capacity to hold more than one person.

Gonna pick up my Doots in my Doot-Scoop.

Look at Jimmy cruisin' around in that Doot-Scoop.

by Donkey Hodey October 12, 2008

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Scoop and Deuce

"Scoop and Deuce" is a term found by BigPig and Rephlexion as well as J-Dangle(socom III people). The term is used in Socom III U.S Navy seals. The term means to equip a silenced weapon and proceed to shoot your teammate in the back. When he turns around you claim "Wow they have great snipers"(Even though it it clinicaly impossible to get a sniper shooting at someone 5 seconds into the game). The term Scoop and Deuce was originally used by the Jews in 102 B.C. It may have meant something like knifing your allies in the back and claiming you dodged a knife from behind and it hit him.

Reph: Big Pig scoop and deuce this bitch hes annoying.
The Bitch: What?
J-Dangle: YUP!!!
BigPig: Yeah man im down for that shit.
The Bitch: What does that mean???
Reph: Oh dude nothing, just something at school
*THE NEXT ROUND**
*Reph shoots the bitch*
The Bitch: WHOA im gettin shot at
J-Dangle: DAM DAWG they are amazing GET DOWN.
The bitch: IM TRYIN THEY SHOOTIN AT ME!!!

by Floppei Wangs December 24, 2005

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dirt scoop

The low down that is revealed by one to embarress another.

The dirty details

The skinny on the situation

Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game

Dude peep this dirt scoop.

Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.

I got that dirt scoop.

Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.



by weaktits December 9, 2008


Scoop and slap

A team game involving a cantaloupe sized ball, in which players scoop up the ball in between their straight arms and then thrust it upwards in order to slap it to the opponents side. It is most commonly played by people who do not want a volleyball rash on their lower arm or most predominately those who have good choice in sports. In a game of experienced players it’s common for team mates to shout, ‘Glepito’ which comes from the Latin for ice cream - affectionately referring to the scooping action. There is not a set number of players required for SAS however some twigs are required to mark the territory of each team. Points are awarded in avocados every time the ball touches the opponents ground and when one team gains 7 avocados the referee or innocent bystander shouts, ‘Guacamole’ and they are crowned Champions of the world, collecting the twigs as their reward. (Rewards are subject to availability and depend on the individual circumstances of the competition).

‘Would you like to play Scoop and Slap later?’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs

by Pineappleplanter March 20, 2021


Nose Scoop

The act of scooping/rubbing against someone else's nose with yours in an upward motion. This is usually used as a sign of affection or a way to avoid a kiss, almost like an Eskimo kiss.

She hadn't brushed her teeth since the tacos she had earlier so she dodged the kiss and nose scooped him.

by Harmless December 14, 2012