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aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.
Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again
Somehow the person who isn't here for one of the bosses got a bigger split than the people who were here for the entire raid.
"3703.25 is Gary's split. 3703.13 is everyone's split."
"HuhhhH?? What the fuck is this Mel math?"
very cool person
smooth like butter, smells like lavender soap
emo bae
sunshine 4 lyfe
<3
melly/mel can suck my ass
1. to ignore when your friend ask you something
“ - did you mel me again?”
“ - sorry i ignored you 3 days ago
- stop melling me!!”
“to mel or not to mel today”
mel/melly! a person who is super cool and awesome and the best and 707 irl and has some of the most amazing traits in a human anyone has ever seen!
mel/melly is my carrot!!
mel/melly is my best friend, he is always there for me!
Someone who can shoot out a vehicles tire while driving another vehicle.
Friend: Shoot out the back tire!
Me: Who do you think I am, Mel Gibson?