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Typically the Wednesday before Black Friday where retailers prepare their stores for the chaos. Usually involves working long hours dealing with miserable co-workers.
Was originally called 'Shit Wednesday'.
It's a good thing that Brown Wednesday is over, now if I can get through Black Friday then I'll be golden.
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Sheffield Wednesday F.C., a football club who believes they rule the world and are the biggest thing since sliced bread.. in truth, they are no bigger than a bucket!
Their shameful team, full of rejects and specialties play their 'football' at a place called Hilsborough. Again, the Sheffield Wednesday faithful (about 15,000) belive they have the biggest, best and most modern football ground in Yorkshire.. No. The clubs infront of you for 'nice' football grounds would be, Sheffield United, Leeds United, Hull City, Doncaster Rovers and Chesterfield.
Your average Sheffield Wednesday fan, is a boozed up narrow minded pig, who will always say to Sheffield United fans, "we're betta than ya, n always wil bi". No, infact the last 9 years show this as you have turned to a small, mediocre and insignificant club to the football league.
My mates just become a Sheffield Wednesday fan.. Kil him, quick.
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A holidy closely related to 'hump day,' but where everyone acts homosexual, or if already homosexual, acts straight. a day of generic sex.
My boyfriend only lets me kiss girls on lesbian wednesday.
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On Ash Wednesday, anal-fuck your partner into oblivion. Just before you let loose your goo, pull out,
spin her around, and let it loose in her eyes. Then, wipe your shit-covered dick across her forehead
in the sign of the cross. The result is an observant beeyotch, blinded by your religious experience.
Bless you my child.
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When Valentines Day happens to fall on a Wednesday and you are single and looking. Not to be confused with Ash Wednesday.
There’s gonna be a lot of single ass out tonight. It’s gonna be a great Ass Wednesday!
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The day of the week for partying when you're in space. Due to there being no calendars, it could actually land on any day of the week.
You going to Spaceman Wednesday?
But it's thursday... isn't it?
NOT IN SPACE!
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When the crew Metras to the Ogilvy, has Chipotle on the run, and hot women take body shots off us while smoking stooges.`
Who comes to Beach Wednesday without alcohol ya f'in freaks.
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