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A colloquial term for dysentery
Many third world countries are being plagued with Bieber Fever.
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The sort of boners pussies get.
Damn you got a bieber boner?
y3@h II gott@ g0 Toil3t.
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The act of aggressively entering the body of singing sensation Justin Bieber.
I Thrust-in Bieber, and there's no complaints from him!
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A unknown yet specimen of humanity at it's worst, it really is the lowest of the low, a ''Justin Bieber'' or ''Annoying Cunt'' as he/she is mostly known, is one who has the ability to give people ear cancer with the use of his/her's most annoying voice producing a vile schreeching high pitch noise if you will. They have so-called ''fans'', who know mostly nothing about a ''Justin Bieber'' other than his looks and voice, they say he is the greatest idol in the world, but actually he is a arrogant, ignorant, overrated, overpriced, ''still in the closet'', pile of feck who's fans are the utmost worse fan base to ever walk/slither the earth. Managers fight over him to get money, not because they think he's actually a good singer, but because little girls in 17 year old girls bodies think he is good, but he is most certainly not, pretty much every thing about a ''Justin Bieber'' is pretty much indescribably annoying, oh and he also thinks Rape happenes for a reason.
''Oh I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER! HE'S THE BEST IDOL IN THE WORLD!!!'' No, he's a spoilt ungrateful little lying cunt who believes in nothing, but some bullshit that isn't even been properly said.
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When one flips their hair in a Justin Bieber (gay) fashion.
Person 1: Flips hair lookin' faggoty
Person 2: Damn, you just had yourself a Bieber Seizure!
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A pandemic sickness that infects the weak and unprepared who are easily satisfied by seven-year-olds singing. The probability of infection depends on the carrier and the exposure victims. It feeds on people's minds and souls, and its path of destruction is powered by attention, whether it be good or bad.
Symptoms include sudden interest in a certain brownish-haired seven-year-old looking boy and other people often commenting on how stupid you are. You may also want to check for posters in your room featuring the aforementioned child. It is best if you do not contract this disease, or else you will not have the sanity to treat it, and no one else can help you. If you have a friend who is infected by this, we're sorry.
Methods of prevention of Bieber Fever can include listening to real music, instead of a small child attempting to sing. To prevent this disease from spreading too far, mentioning of the child known as Justin Bieber should be kept to a minimum so as to keep people from giving him attention.
Person A: Omgomg, I have Bieber Fever, omg, Justin is soooo hot!
Person B: Omg me too! What about you, C?
Person C: ......NO.
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Goddamn it, do we need another "boy toy" for the ADD-filled suburban preteen girls. especially one who has shallow lyrics, a high pitched voice, skater haircut, gangsta attitude etc.
Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"
Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.
If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.
Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.
Belieber:OMG, Justin Bieber is the best singer ever. i will become Mrs. bieber. And all you boys will be jealous of him because he has 40 million preteen girls all over him, especially when he sings shallow songs about love. I mean he is the Music God! No, dont look at me funny. I know music. The more popular, the better, especially the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, taylor swift, etc. Yup Im a belieber.
Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!
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