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A boy who is in high school that is amazing,caring, smart, cheerful. He has respect for women, never gives up always work hard for the best. He's funny and wants to have fun. He's also a lady's man. Watch out lady Jesus is on his way.
Girl 1:Has any one seen that one boy
Girl2 : oh that's Jesus the cutie.
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An amazing flirty,intelligent,kind,and fun guy who normally is good in bed and has a big dick.
OMG my best friend Jesus has a big duck I just wish I could fuck him
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The guy that says he Jesus because that's his name. He's Mexican. Everyone calls him Jesus Christ
Everybody- Hey look! It's Mexican Jesus!!
Jesus- Bitch where
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The real-life equivalent of Shrek
Shrek: *exists*
God: let’s give humans what they want, *calls jesus* “Hey can you turn green?”
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A man who will save your ass when you die.
Don't be hate'n on Jesus cause he is going to save your ass one day.
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