Did it to save my dick

An asshole thing you do in order to save your own ass. It's considered saving your dick when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your ass. Once someone has "done it to save my dick" they have caused a never ending cycle of people fucking up other people just to save themselves. The only way to stop this cycle is if someone manages to get to the person who started it all and either narc on them or beat the shit out of them. If someone screws you over and says they did it to save their dick, they are completed justified and you have to deal with it or fuck them up.

Friend #1: Dude, why did you tell your mom that I was the one who pissed on your couch?

Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.

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Do not eat my dick

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.

Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.

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Shit Out My Dick

The act of Shitting out of ones Penis. Usually occurs when greatly excited.

Shane and Michael does the Kaboomerang
Spectator: "I Just Shit Out My Dick"

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shakin my dick (SMD)

When a male between the age of 15-65 goes somewhere or does something he must shake his dick.

examples of times to use shakin my dick (SMD)

I took a shower, shakin my dick.

Saw my grandson for the first time! #SMD

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my dick is in your mouth

Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12

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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!

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suck my dick nate

The stupidest Thing to ever say

Boy #1: suck my dick nate
Boy#2: fuck you

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Get off my Dick

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"

Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.

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