Like the most sweetest/unique girl in the game. Always make a boy smile/want more! Dancing involving hands is super cute! Does not enjoy milk but she makes up for it by being the coolest bitch on the planet. She do not put up with any shit. Her eyes are like looking into the future if the future consists of ice cream and rainbows. Smile is like biggie smalls (hypnotizing). Oh yeah like beyond flexible compared to the average thot. Lastly has a bitchin wardrobe that is always in style.
person: Hey girl
Me: Naw playboy step off! Get your own Shane (female)
A sexual predator with over 20 Million subscribers who gets into deep shit every few months but never shoulders the consequences. A disgusting man who should never have gotten such a large audience.
"Did you hear about what Garret was convicted of yesterday?"
"Yeah. What a Shane Dawson."
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Duude I walked in on Chad Shane Dawsoning his cat. I am scarred for life
A homosapian from the deep dark woods of West Virginia that fuels off of Miller Lite. A unit of measurement that is versatile in all areas. Consistent changing due to diet and mood.
The weight of a 2011 Ford F-150 is approximately 8.3 Unit of Shane.
Coined after famous musician and child predator Shane Eslick. Describes a man’s increase in attractiveness when traveling in a foreign country. Usually, someone experiencing The Shane Effect tends to receive more female attention and pussy, even if in their home country they get none.
Friend: Yo how did he get so much pussy in Austria. He’s one ugly mother fucker!
Other friend: It’s just the Shane effect…
When you are at a festival and you feel a glowing warmth exude your rectal area. What comes next can only be described as the tsunami of shits, requiring you to be almost acrobatic above the drop toilet as it continues to run out you arse like Usain Bolt
OMG someone someone has taken his shoes off in there!! He must have had a golden Shane
Sexual: When you put your thumbs in a girls ass during doggie style, pull them out and give her football stripes under her eyes.
How ya like me now beeyyee itch? That was a dirty shane fo ya
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