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Someone in the movie ‘Stand By Me’. Known as Corey Feldman.
He’s hilarious and hot asf
“Do you know Teddy Duchamp from ‘stand by me’ “
“Yeah, hes funny and hot.”
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A hairy, masculine looking gay man of small stature.
Also known as a Pocket Bear.
“Tell me about the guy you’ve started dating?”
“He’s cute, has a beard, kinda hairy and he’s short”
“How short?”
“Like 5ft 5”
“Oh, so he’s a Teddy Bear!”
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A pet name a guy gives his girlfriend when they are in love
I love my Teddy Pumpkins!
I need to text my teddy pumpkins
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When a simple task is way overdone, in the hopes of it being epic, only for it to be an epic failure!
And now the best man will give a few words. Out comes the full band with horn section, lighting specialist, backup dancers, and a DJ. And the best man forgets his words.
I knew he was going to Teddy Riley this!
Her: Let's spend a weekend.
Him: Plans trip to a private Caribbean, island, all inclusive, flying first class, with servants to cater to every whim and when it comes time to be intimate realizes he left his viagara at home.
Her: Uugghh you really Teddy Riley'd this weekend!
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A cute little cuddlecreature shaped like a bear cub.
I gave my daughter a teddie bear for her birfday.
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When screwing your girlfriend an she asks for stranglehold (choke her ) before she's ready to cum
Hey joe last nite as I was screwing my girl she begged for a SWEATY TEDDY so I choked that bitch as she was ready to cum !!
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A male that is cursed with an incredibly small and thin manhood and the sex drive of viagra guinea pig, With a Beanie Babies and teddy fetish...
I found him filling the Beanie Babies I sleep with, the bloody Teddy Needler.
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