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a 4000 pound piece of shit car referenced on Psychostick's cd "We Couldn't Think of a Title"
My Two Ton Paperweight always dies.
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a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload
Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.
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pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!
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A famous singer known for her smash dance hit Finally, which became one of the biggest EDM hits of all time.
Ben: I looked up 99’s dance music and saw that one of the biggest hits there was Finally by Cece Penis-ton.
Gregory: That was such a great song and I Wanna listen to it again with you.
Ben: Good times it was.
A unit of measurement, exclusive to Prince Edward Island Canada.
The inside has storage for this kind of stuff...which I've accumulated a metric frig ton of over the years.
An amount of money so huge, so mammoth that the next word that comes out of your mouth when you see this mountainous expanse of cash before you is:
"Fuck"
The brain cannot consciously find another word suitable for the sheer disbelief at how much cash there actually is.
"Fuuuuuuck"
That's a Fuck Ton of Money you got there boy... Best be willin' to share that with your friends right, we done good by you before son, dont make me cut ya O_o
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Any boy named John who is fond of Won Ton soup. Usually obsesses over the size and shape of the individual pieces, comparing samples from multiple chinese restaurants. A Won-Ton-Jon can be identified by overly combed hair and a lack of athletic ability.
Scott: We're ordering pizza, do you want cheese or pepperoni?
Won-Ton-Jon: I'll take Won Ton.
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