took the good with the bad

Basically accepting the negative with the positive - it doesn't take a fucken genius to figure that one out.

wasn't all negative - took the good with the bad.

Took a bullet

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis

Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.

you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are

“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”

took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

he took it out

when u think to harambe

he took it out for harambe!

let's took it out too!

took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.

Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.