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when a dress-wearing female parts her legs for a view of her underclothing.
Becky took my picture today as I sat across from her at lunch.
To get handled with ;)
"Better keep your mouth closed unless you want ta neck took"
Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
Basically accepting the negative with the positive - it doesn't take a fucken genius to figure that one out.
wasn't all negative - took the good with the bad.
I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.
A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily
Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...
A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.
Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?
A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"
"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."
Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."